Cakap-cakap

Today's post, thinking about it, aku bual macam takde lesen.
Seriously.

I'm gonna be talking pasal minah gemok.
Nope, not mentel, chubby, gempal, berisi, but GEMOK.

Oklah. Aku admit yang aku ni Abang-abang tagged jugak. Mata rambang. Kepala otak aku kalau kat tag, tak lain and tak bukan, tapi hanya yang bukan-bukan.
And surely, kat tag tu pun, there's a whole lot of nice people la. Cuma aku belum jumpa aje.

So there's this application called "Meet Me." Diorang tarok gambar display pic of people, and ada button "Yes" and "No" and a very big question, "Are you interested?"
So time bored-bored aku main la tu 'game.' Cuci mata lah katakan.

SO ade jugak yang aku interested. Yang lawa, yang rambut panjang, yang senyum.
Tak semorang lawa, tu aku admit. Antara yang aku tak click "yes", is cos diorang Cina Matlap. That one, aku ras akorang understand ah....

Tapi ade one group yang aku konferm, plus chop and money back gerenti tak click.. is the minah gemok. And lagi aku tak click, is the minah gemok setep kiut, tapi badan macam badak dalam air. At least some aku will look, stare, consider, in my mind it says, "Ok ah. Tapi aku tak interested."
Yang minah badak ni, is totally "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Kimice! NI pompuan mana peh lawa? Nama Lina Chubbyz plak tuh!"

Teros terang, kalau aku lapar, main tag, boleh hilang selera makan aku. OK ah. SAve duit jugak.

Tapi I know I'm not alone.
I know I speak for many people yang Melayu, whether Matrep or not..

Tapi of course, ade orang masok tag pasal nak carik daging buat baham. I can understand. Cos some guys like fat pigs.

Tapi for fcuk's sake... takmo tipu badak-badak ni can? Da dapat, tros belah ah.. Dun need to tell them diorang lawa la, "I tak tengok pada rupa".. Just Fcuk it. We guys only look for what we look for, and whatever that comes in the way, sometimes are just an easy lunch. Biar diorang ni sedar diri sikit, yang diorang gone case.

Oh... Yang best part... Dah lah tak lawa, nak setep mana peh lawa supermodel of the world.

I dun need yo put up pics of them, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

So, silakan. Open your tag account. Main "meet me" and enjoy the buffet.