Mat Motor Wannabe

Have you ever, when you're almost asleep, been rudely awoken by the sound of a motor?

I'm not talking about the 2-stroke motorcycles yang bunyik, like what Sudin said in the Bujang Lapok movie "exhaust besi." No no no.

I"m tlaking about those that sound like mosquitos on bloody steriods. Yang bising and nyaring. And bila ko jengok kat luar tingkap, its some brat, dengan basikal apek diorang, yang tarok motor 50cc yang pakai minyak.

Kimice. Bising la siol! KNN tol.

Travel in a small group of 2 to 3 bikes, then confirm ada satu wannabe yang takde duit nak belik (or curik) enjin tu, terkial-kial kayuh kat belakang buat spolier.
Pulak tuh, the bike siap dengan kepala RX-K, kotak, mudguard 125Z, then of course, aerial mesti ada.

Kat my block sini ada ah budak-budak macam tu. And everytime I see them on the side of the road, aku perah-perah as a signal for them to grow-up, amek lesen and belik motor sendirik. This kids eh.. Serious ah.. Make my blood go upstairs.

Oh, by the way, those bikes are illegal.

Time for me to practice my throwing skills. Next time those brats ride by, aku rejam dengan batu yang aku amek dari tepi Safra.

Nite nite..