Tak makan, merana sekarang...

Let me complete that for you...

Tak makan, merana sekarang...
Makan, merana di akhirat...

So as kita orang Melayu semakin 'modern' makin kita tak jaga makanan. I'm not talking about not eating a balanced meal and all that nonsense la.. But more of the following statement.

Halal = No Pork, No Lard.

I'm sure kita pernah nampak this line. Either kat kedai Cina jual Western, bakeries, or those kedai Rojak ..... Confirm kita pernah nampak this line.

Dulu time kecik-kecik, aku gi sekolah Madrasah.
Bab Halal tu, ade 3 parts (kalau tak salah aku ah)
The Binatang cannot be:
1) Anjing
2) Babi
3) Combination of the two.

Ok ok.. Betol-betol...

1) Takleh hidup dua alam - that's why orang Islam takleh makan katak.
2) Takleh ada kuku - that's why orang Islam takleh makan kucing, rimau, dan lain-lain binatang yang sewaktu...
3) Kena sembelih ikut style Islam, dengan nama Allah, dengan cara sempurna..

But I'm sure ade lagi-lagi hukum and syarat, yang tak bagi kita makan anjing (wolves), monyet, babi, and the like...
And binatang like ikan-ikan and insects happen to be dikecualikan from being sembelih-ed.

Back to no pork, no lard (NPNL). We Orang Islan modern main sebat jek. There are many restaurants and eating places yang best-best yang kita tak sepatutnya pergi, cos its not Halal- certified - Fish & Co (ikan je pe...), MOS Burger (Jangan pilih yang pork ah), Botak Jones, and a whole lot more...

But here's the irony. We dun eat pork. But we still makan from places that eat pork. I dun wanna get started, on things like bekas-bekas babi, or the minyak babi myth, cos I'm sure we all understand.

Ni baru pasal meats and food. I haven't started on the drinks yet...

Aite. AKu nak pi makan Chicken Chop from the kedai kopi kat bawah. NPNL.