Ok ladies. I'm gonna stand up for you today.
Enough of Minah Bashing lah eh, at least for now. Haha...
I got a weird text today. Just actually.
Adelah satu hamba ni nak kenal-kenal dengan aku.
I'm not the kinda guy who would just brush off someone who wants to get to know me better. Honestly. So if you're out there to make friends, just drop me a comment, I will somehow try to get in touch with you.
So, ada satu hamba ni sms aku. Nak berkenalan. Turns out he's a guy, and I thought he got a wrong number. His name, let's call him AMIR, then asks if I'm Bi.
Aku? Biseksual? Haha... Tak dapat ah. I'm straight. As straight as straight can be. I love my women too much to be bi. They give me enough attention, and satisfaction, that I don't need another lover, especially from a guy.
Tapi this guy, he's straightforward. Immediately tells me that he wants to give me a fellatio. What! I can't believe my eyes. Yes, si jantan suar ni, sakit konek.
Of course I turn him down. I didn't care if he's hot or not. I didn't bother asking for a picture. I don't even want to know if he can do it better than a girl. I jsut didn't want it, especially from a guy.
So there. My number dah jadi number rolling. Just like some girls' number I know.
Suddenly, I have a realisation of how hard it is to be a girl.
To put up with all this nonsense that we guys give. Offers of pleasure, with nothing but guilt after all that ordeal. Sick, this guy. I tell you again, he's sick.
Honestly, I never felt so used in my entire life although it's only 3 smses long. An extremely brief encounter.
Pokaywak nye Jantan. I hope your dick rots, and you catch syphillis, gonorrhea, and a yeast infection.
So ladies, rest assured, that your numbers are safe with me. I won't go passing them around to other guys, no matter how much you ask me to.
Ni semua cara, dok.
Fcuk Amir. Fcuk the person who gave him my number.
Tapikan, this makes life a lil more interesting.
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