IC Please...

Ok.
This is pure raving.
Tadi, time aku nak belik teman setia aku dari MRT station at Woodlands. Rokok kat kedai, case macam gula-gula. Pilih je. Merah, hijau, biru, putih, hitam. Kengkadang ade Pink and brown. really, really, macam pilih gula-gula.

So aku kat situ dengan one of my junior friends ah, a girl. We were at causeway for dinner. (not a date eh! Takde kish.) Dah pilih rokok, dah bayar, time nak kasi balik change dia mintak IC.

Pokaywak, akak kau peh laki, mak kau jantan nye apek. You guys know I ride, right. I was there with my freaking helmet la sia. And those who know me pun tahu that muka aku ni sungguh tak macam budak-budak baru naik naik, pakai mesh caps, berms dengan selipar capalang belik kat pasar Larkin. Macam bapak budak, ada ah.

Aku macam nak tampar aje apek tu. So I was trying to bargain with him, that I look, and I am actually farking old, and that dia nak check IC is just a waste of his time ah... Beh dia leh cakap,

Apek, Mr Suar: Show me your IC.
Me: Really ah uncle?
Uncle: Ya really, if you take, and run I can void the transaction.
Me: Hmm... ok...

Aku pun taknak waste time, tunjukkan dia lah IC aku. Bodoh peh apek jalan kangkang jubo square anak speckys. Tunjuk muka and DOB je tak cukup, nak tengok IC aku. Apek kedai ni setep mana nye policeman aje, macam paham baca IC aje. Serious ah ni apek. Bodoh.

Then my friend kat tepi dah kekek non-stop macam pollycracker.

NOW I know how frustrating it is to small people, both in size, and age, to get your IC checked everytime you buy a cigarette. But at least the reason is legit. Mine? Hahaa... Dumbass mofo.

If it's a club, I can understand. Some clubs are entry at 18 for guys, some 21, some 23, some 25, some 75. So by checking my IC for a club that only allows 21 and above only, I take is as a compliment.

Thinking about it, I already paid, and took my change. If I made a dash for it with the ciggs, and void the transaction would that mean the cigarette would disappear from my hand, and my cash returned to me? I dun fucken think so. Should have done that, and give that bloody mofo dude the face.

What an ass.

IC checks suck.