Minah-Spotting

Ni post kan, konfem langgar tiang. Confirm hits you where it degrades you. If you had balls, then this is a low-baller. *yang tak faham tuh, step faham je la, k?*

Sembang Sembarang's Minah Checklist Ver 1.0
(Aku tahu... orang lain dah buat. Aku pun nak buat jugak...)

This checklist would very quickly and painlessly identify if you're a true blue minah. This is to give minah's in denial a reality check. Cos remember, "There's a Minah in every Girl. The real ones, are those in denial."

Cos again, this is a checklist. To make it fair, if you're a girl, and kau boleh faham ayat ni dengan sepenuhnye, then you're a minah. =) With that covered lets start.

1. A minah always goes, "tak meyusahkan kau, pe...."
This is in defense of the things they do, especially bila kena spot. Mungkin pasal kening macam twin towers, or pasal rambut blonde macam rimau, or maybe when they dress like little dumplings, cos they forgot their actual size of clothes. (Actually maybe diorang pun in denial about their clothes size, cos XXXXXXXXXXXXXL dengan S look the same)
And oh, I know this first hand, cos there are some maki hamun comments from my previous few posts by feneh-feneh yang lambat setapak 'defending' their friend.

SO This is what i gotta say to them: "Apa aku tulis kat sini bukan pasal kao sorang pe, tak menyusahkan kau pe. Tak perlu ah nak fanatic kat sini."

2. A Minah almost always has no REAL eyebrows. But Most actually do have proper ones.
To those yang tinggal dalam gua, or dalam perigi, or yang always kluar-kluar gi town, and tak dapat masok facebook (korang tau facebook amenda kan?) there's this fan page on Anti Minah & Kening v2.0. Tak tahulah siapa yang start, tapi suspect kuat is that good blogger friend of mine la...

There they're a group of people who just hate minah's with fake brows. Then it evolves to talk about minahs in general and of course, people being dissed by them.

"Tak susahkan kau, pe...."

3.Sometimes, A Minah smokes
I haven't met one who doesn't, especially those yang in denial. And even if they don't smoke, msot of the time is cos rokok dah habis, and there's no one to give it to them.

4.Sometimes a Minah doesn't care what she eats
Or maybe she does, but I don't see. Then again, sometimes they don't eat. They're girls, sometimes girls don't eat. But guys need to eat. =) Makan. Jom.

5.Sometimes a Minah wears thick make up
And I'm not even talking pasal wayang cina. I'm talking about badut sarkis!

6.A Minah is a Malay Girl
Malay girl. Yup. Cos you can't have a Minah Mama, or Minah Cina. You just can't put a mental picture to that.

7.Some Minahs have kids
Yup, some have kids, and some of those are not married, and even more some of those don't know who the dad's are. Mungkin anak Jeng? Haha.. Joking-joking. But some are really proud of their bundle of joy, parading them like then have won some first prize in a lucky dip or something.

8.A Minah is a Girl in Denial about the fact that she's a minah
Embrace it. Love it much. TO those, whom all this while proudly proclaim that they are not minahs, well suck it up. There's a Minah in every girl, just like there's a mat in every guy.

For more info, you can click here. Again, read with caution. If you're too shallow to accept my views, I suggest you don't carry one.