Pangkeng in Public Places.

When I was younger, zaman secondary school, adelah pi motek2 kat park.
Then again, who hasn't kan?

Park, tepi tangga, kat toilet, maybe in a tent. Hell, some of us even made videos of it. I'm sure we've been to places like that once before to do stuff there we shouldn't.

Bedek ah remaja-remaja zaman sekarang tak pernah buat, walau seringan mana pun.

"Eyyy... aku virgin okaaay! Tak pernah buat benda-benda gini!" BULLSHIT kau tak pernah buat. Virgin? Maybe. Takpernah buat? BULL muthafucking SHIT.

*unless kau tinggal dalam perigi ah*

Sapkon still considered antara benda-benda yang tertera kat atas tu...
And so is pussydiggin, and gonch-gonch and fondling.
The word is Petting, boi... Petting...

Now that I turn 24, there's only one thing I can say to all those mat/minahs who still take up the park benches and handicap toilets: "Get a room, dammit!"

Pasal korang lah ade orang tua-tua pergi jogging time tengah-tengah malam, tapi actually nak pergi tengok free show.
Pasal korang lah aku terkencet dalam seluar cos toilet biasa takde air, and I gotta use the handycap toilet.
Pasal koranglah sebabtu garmen buat lift on every floor so penghuni-penghuni HDB tak payah turun tangga nak tengok ko raba-raba kat situ.

Tapi pasal koranglah, sumer kandphone yang boleh amek video, ade bluetooth sumer hotstuff kat market, even the cheap ones. *LOL*

Tapi kenapa, dah tua bangka ni, masih aku still have the urge to do it?

One word: Excitement.

Hari-hari makan nasik lemak kat Bedok pun, muak jugak. Kadang-kadang nak makan nasik lemak kat Changi, betol tak? Saje nak tahu rasa dia.

Exciting kan? Fast game. Cepat masok, cepat basah, cepat kluar. Kwang kwang kwang...

Jangan sampai aku nampak ye... AAC dah petik gambar couple making out in broad daylight kat carpark rumah dia. Kalau aku, aku join sekali dokkk!!!!

Haha! Siapa mau?

Today QuikComs:
Kelakar: Well, its funny. Tickes your funny bone. Buat aku ketawa sorang-sorang kuat kuat.
Baik dokk! : Ok, aku nak tengok gambar-gambar tu tau, bila kau dah amek. Kalau ade kat atas motor, lagi baik dokkk!
Apa kau bual : Ok pe. Nak bukak bilik kena bayar duit. Kat rumah, takut mak nampak. Kat luar free pe...