26 June 2009

Random Quotes

Ok. I have a tagged account.
But its kinda interesting what people have as their 'personal quote'
Some are quite smart. Some are quite dumb. Others just don't make sense.

Here's a list of them, with my responses. Take a look.
Disclaimer: The quotes are not mine. They are taken from the public domain.

- "Don't Judge each day by what you reap, but by the seeds you plant."
* Don't judge each day by the number of children you have, but by the women you fuck."

“i am wat i am...”
* okay, bitch.

- “don't mess with the wrong person..”
* mess with the right one instead. Shouldn't it be, don't mess with anyone?

- “Happiness is not based on materials..Its based on d heart..”
* yea? I love you, but I'm poor. VERY POOR. You still gonna love me?

- drink smart dance hard!!
* Brainjuice and breakdance?

- “If u Luv someone let them go... if it comes back...it will be with u for a lifetime....”
* yea? Like Cancer?

- “I can be your addiction, if you wanna get HOOKED on me! YEOW!”
* u look like a hooker.

- “Have you ever cried for no reason at all, and when you try to get up something else makes you fall..
* u sound pretty dumb. Stop crying, and start sleeping on a bed.

- nO MorE wOrDs... nO mOre LieS... nO mOre cRyIn.... nO mOre PaIn.... nO mOre HurTz... nO moRe TRyIn....”
* ok, you can just die.

- “Respect me and you'll be respected by me"
* ok, fair enough.


- “The times we enjoyed wasting, was not wasted”
* I bet one of the times, u actually got wasted at DBL O, Minah.

- "Nvr jUdgE thE bo0k bY iTs coVer..."
* That's what the ugly ones always say.

- “Don't tease me if u can't please me....”
* Err... I just want to please myself.

- “Life's a mess and it'll take a hell of alot of hardwork to clean it up.."
* yea? That's cos your life's pretty fucked up, no? I clean up mine by changing my number.

- “LISTEN TO THE SONGS I HAVE PUT..IT'S TELLING HOW I FEEL ...I AM HURT NOW..”
* song playing: Ludacris - Move Bitch

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It's just plain interesting how smart some people think they are.
It doesn't piss me off. But it just shows how shallow some people really are.

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