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Janji Melayu - Perangai takmo macam Chibai

2011-10-30T01:01:00.001+08:00

I am writing this with great disappointment. It isn't the first time I'm saying this about mu beloved Malay community, and it won't be the last.

I hate people who are late.. Well, 15-20 mins is fine, pr when you have something to occupy yourself with.. And playing games with yourself is NOT occupying your time.

You know those large events where there's a Minister VIP and say it starts at 2 cos that's what the invitation says. It actually starts at 2.30, cos the organisers are considerate enough to think of the late-comers. And the Minister VIP comes at 3.. But of course, some people think that THEY are the VIP (as opposed to the Minister himself) and walks in at 3.30 expecting a fanfare welcome and applauding attendees, coupled with an usher to their seats at the VIP table. Fantastic isn't it?

I admit I have been late on several occasions. But I make it a point to update the person I'm meeting, just so you manage the expectation, some way or the other. Besides, it takes less than a minute to text the person. I mean, how hard can it be?

This shitty janji Melayu crap only happens to orang-orang Melayu. And the 'lateness' ranges anything from 45 minutes to more than 2 hours. OR the person at times doesn't even bother to show up.

If I could, I wanna shoot all of them people who are late. But unfortunately that leaves me with very few friends.

Just because EVERYONE knows you're perenially late, is an excuse you can be late?

Just because you're hot you can be late?

Just because you're the VIP you can be late?

Honestly, where is your integrity in these matters?

So you glitz in like a star, and everything is supposed to be ok, huh?

Well, balls to you.

It's been a little quiet

2011-03-17T20:35:00.002+08:00

It has been more than a year since I last updated this space.
And tak tahulah, if the settings are still right, orang masih boleh baca tak..

So since last year alot of things has happened.

Firstly, to the joy and rejoice to many, AM&K and AM&FC has been closed for about 5 months now. According to close sources, it's been merely deactivated, as opposed to being cancelled.

The creator feels that closure is important, as we "don't see so much of the minah's around these days," and that "floating caps are not the in things anymore."

2ndly, I'm not riding anymore.
Gave up on that. But we might soon see me driving, or riding on a bigger bike. Heh...

3rdly, I'm Single and ready to mingle!
I'll be back on Tagged. Standby.

This would be #44.

2010-02-09T01:02:00.002+08:00

After entah berapa lama, and tons of people actually want to know more of what's going on in my head, here's #44.

For starters, AMFC and AMK are not dead. AAC is not dead, and so are may others, Kai Stride, Rid, amongst others.

And the arguments against (or for) the malay community has become a hot topic, but it hasn't reached a point where we get approached by the ISA, and CID and what not. So let's just keep it down, alright.

Many people (me included) feel that the Malay community needs to be fixed, like its broken. Yes it needs to be fixed, but it's not broken.
The Malay community is filled with its problems, but it doesn't mean that the other communities don't have them. Just that, the incidence of these things are much higher in the Malay community.

For the last ten years, I've done volunteer work, to empower and to uplift those whom I've met in my journey, out of the poverty cycle, out of the whole negativity but it's not easy. You would literally need to kill the parents, so that the child would be able to grow to how you like them.

But that's not something that we want, do we?

The toughest challenge of changing any society is to change their mindset. Apparently all that propaganda and brainwashing that took place since the mid-1960's is having a weaker effect on us now.

Rambling's of a Mat Biker.

2009-10-21T04:06:00.008+08:00

Amirah made me do this.

Besides, this post pun dah overdue.
It's something I should have done a long time ago.

To all the Mat Motors out there:

"We, Mat Motors of Singapore, pledge that we will ride safely. We will obey traffic rules to the best of our ability. We will spend as little time on the road by going quickly. Most importantly, we will not pillion fat chicks in short skirts, so as to provide a safe and healthy road environment for everyone."

What women lack for in looks, they make up for with...

2009-10-14T04:31:00.003+08:00

Fwah... Lama tak update.
Raya dah come and gone.

Maaf Zahir Batin, je k? Will be having an open house next week. Call to confirm attendance and venue.

Along the way, thanks to AAC and the rest for coming down, and making the BBQ possible.

The other day, aku tengah chillax dengan brother-brother hole aku. Kat town, mana lagi kan.

Biasalah. Kalau dah lepak tu, ade-adelah orang yang attract our attention. So there was this bunch of girls. *if you think that i'm gonna bash up minahs, read on...*

We came to this conclusion. What women lack for in looks, they make up for with 3 things. 1) Action. 2) Style. 3) Talent.

Let's talk about action.
You notice how sometimes cute chicks chill je. Jalan diam-diam. Tak kecoh-kecoh. Be it dengan boyfriend, or with their other homies & bitches. But ocs diorang dah lawa, they usually attract the attention already. Notice kadang-kadang bila korang choot perempuan, pun korang choot yang senyap skodeng aje.

Yang tak attractive sangat, ah diorang lah yang paling nak attract attention. Buat bising. Buat benda-benda bodoh. Baju mahal boleh diorang buat macam baju murah je. Kesian Zara, Bebe, Gap, Fox, diorang upah orang mahal-mahal nak design baju lawa-lawa tapi bila jatuh kat badan orang-orang ni je, macam baju belik kat This Fashion.

So time chill, adelah this group of Minah tengah jalan. Those yang turun to Marina time F1, pun tahukan yang tempat kat situ banyak tutup-tutup. SO this minah's were shouting loudly, bual bahasa betul macam orang tak tahu adat, maki2 sumer. Cakap F1 bodoh, tak tahu nak buat kat tempat lain, tak tahu yang orang lain nak shopping.. blaa blaa...

Sakit telinga aku. Selamat tak torek.

Dah lah tak lawa, nak action pulak tuuh... Yelah. Tak buat gitu siapa nak pandang, kan kan kan?

Comes style.
I got friends. Memang diorang tak lawa. Kalau aku tak kenal diorang, betul aku tak pandang dua kali. Tapi diorang style. Pandai melawa. And I'm not talking about cheap-looking clothes. Even kalau baju tu murah macam mana pun, diorang pandai kenakan with Style.

There's this not-so lawa girl, aku admit, lagi lawa dia pakai baju dari tak pakai baju. Tapi bila aku tengok kat dia, aku attracted. Cos she got the style. Minah skater. Kasut DC, bag DC, tank top, baggy jeans. Dah. Kulit tan, takde make-up. Kalau ade pun light one ah. Bawak bag camera.

At first aku ingat dia macam mat-mat nowadays where the camera bag tu diorang buat simpan macam2. Tapi terus dia keluarkan camera lah.. Nikon. Ni perempuan bualn calang-calang orang ye. Ade gaya.
Dia chill at the next table, sitting alone, taking pictures of the place. Nice girl. Aku suruh dia ajar aku camana nak pakai DSLR. (yes, aku legung sikit.)

Exchange numbers, and I'm meeting her again this weekend for a photography session kat town. Dia suka amek gambar buildings and stuff (budak architecture lah...) and aku pulak suka amek gambar orang. So dia nak amek gambar buildings in the sunset. Ah yelah. Tak lawa, tapi ade style.

And comes talent.
I know of this great girl. If you ask me, she's not hot.
But she got talent.
Nice voice. Great heart. Never had a boyfriend. Honest, sincere, and compassionate.
She sings. Acoustic guitar. Kalau some of you pernah nampak dia, she likes to hang out at Jurong Hill on Sat nights, and people will listen to her sing.
Now that's talent.

Have you also seen some of the alternative/emo-core girls yang ada band? Have you heard them sing? Ok, aku takboleh appreciate their singing ah, cos it's not my kind of song, BUT maybe cos it's a girl (biasa buat benda-benda gini kan lelaki...) either at the keyboard, drums, guitar or even lead, it makes me wanna take a listen to her.

That's Talent.

So....
If you don't got the looks, do something good. Volunteer. Help out at some kedai. Pandai-pandai melawa sikit, tapi takmo over.

Quikcoms:
Kelakar - Tak kelakar.
Baik ah - Ok ok ah.
Apa kau bual - Boring ah, di..

Syawal Menjelang

2009-09-13T05:44:00.003+08:00

Tinggal 7 hari je nak puasa..
How fast time flies.

I wonder:

Berapa ramai orang yang tak puasa?
Berapa ramai orang yang tak puasa penuh?
Berapa ramai orang yang tak puasa penuh yang sebok kat bazaar geylang?
Berapa ramai orang yang tak puasa penuh, sebok-sebok kat geylang konon-konon tu dia nak raya?

That's what we are, and that's what we have become.

Salah siapa?
Mak Bapak tak bilang?
Cikgu tak ajar?
Kawan tak galakkan?
Ke sendirik yang taknak?

Tepok dada, tanye sendirik...

Tinggal 7 hari je.
Mana yang lagi penting?
Baju raya?
Kueh Raya?
Plans nak jalan raya?
Ke sendirik yang belum buat persiapan untuk tinggalkan bulan puasa ni?

Ye, aku emo.. Cos this year, puasa aku tak sempurna.
Aku emo cos puasa aku this year, tak lebih baik dari puasa last year.
Puasa aku tak perfect la katakan..

Tapi, sebelum kau nak kutuk-kutuk aku, puasa kau lebih perfect dari aku tak?

Tepok dada, tanya sendirik...
Dalam 22 hari puasa, ada tak aku buka kat rumah?
Dalam 22 hari puasa, ada tak aku jauhkan diri dari benda-benda yang rosakkan diri aku?
Dalam 22 hari puasa, ada tak aku jadi seorang Muslim yang lebih baik, bandingkan dengan 11 bulan yang lain?

Ok, aku tengah emo.
Masyarakat karat.
Yang Melayu pentingkan diri menjadi Melayu. Tapi kita sering lupa that there's a big part of that is being a Muslim.

Think about it.

Quikcoms:
Kelakar: YES! Aku puasa penuh, cukup sembahyang. At least, aku try ah...
Baik ah: Aku pun puasa penuh, cukup sembahyang. Cukup terawih. Tak buat maksiat. This month aku macam ustad. Ajak kawan gi buat amalan.
Apa kau bual: Aku puasa. Aku bilang orang aku puasa. Tapi actually aku puasa time tidur aje. K, aku nak sebok gi shopping raya ni...

Bila kita dah sempit....

2009-09-03T18:30:00.002+08:00

Short time...

It's am age old phenomenon. Since the invention of money, or currency, people have been trading sex for cash. Guys want it, and there are enough girls who wanna go around giving it back.

Tapi kenapa eh?

A close friend of mine was telling me yang dia dah sempit.. And that is an offer to me. I just told her that I'm broke. That shut her off. And yes, I did consider, for a whole two minutes, whether I wanted to try her. But at the rate she was going (about $300 i think), the money is better spent on food, entertainment, clothes, or perhaps even a new bike.

Tapi kenapa eh?

I met someone like that too... She says that she gets to do it with many men, and get rich at the same time. So there's nothing for her to lose. Then again, I think she's lost her pride as well. Pity... But I think she's a pretty girl.

But why?

Mungkin orang muda-muda sekarang find sex so interesting. Tak terkejut lah ye, kalau ade orang yang muda-muda lagi dah hilang dara.... Some as young as 13. Once u get it for the first time, you want more of it. Tapi bila dah dapat banyak-banyak, kalau takde macam tak puas...

Tu dia lumrah..

But why they are willing to do it for cash, I don't know.

PS: Siapa nak, PM aku.

Dah Lama siol..

2009-08-31T20:05:00.002+08:00

Kay, I owe you guys an update.

I was at Geylang a few days ago.
Can't help but to notice the minahs. Sampai aku kena cubit cukup-cukup by the madam. Ok tu small issue je.

And lately, kat AM&K and AAC pun ade cakap about how tights are not pants.
So aku pun terspot something crudely gross.

Kedai jual tights kat bazaar geylang. Yang gross dia is that kedai tu, boleh pakaikan tights to mannequins. Bukan sembarang patong, tapi patong with a MEGA ASS! And tergantong lagi pulak tuh.

Kalau setakat yang ade kaler-kaler je takpe... ni ade bunga!!! Hahah..

Siapa dah nampak?? LOL.

Hint: Its at the Kampung Melayu side, dekat-dekat kedai dendeng... Hahha..

Dah nampak, amek gambar..
Don't say I didn't warn you.........

Coping with Puasa

2009-08-25T06:18:00.003+08:00

It's the 4th day of puasa already.
Alhamdulillah. Belom buang lagi.
Even though hidong dah bocor, boleh pasang paip PUB, but still coping with that.

Thankfully, I've been in my best behavior too. Been sleeping a great deal of the day, so tak sempat nak gi buat oh those undesirable things. Haha...

*sesungguhnya aku berpuasa*

Thankfully also, I haven't been seeing the bad behavior of other Malays out there. Maybe it's cos I've been avoiding the places they frequent. Perhaps they have really disappeared. Haha....

Actually I got nothing to blog about.

The only thing I want to remind those who are fasting.

Diriwayatkan daripada Abu Hurairah bahawa Rasulullah bersabda yang bermaksud:
“Puasa itu adalah separuh kesabaran.” (Hadis riwayat Ibn Majah).

So when you see, or hear something out there yang tak senangkan kau, and buat kau rasa macam nak maki diorang, or nak kutuk diorang, tepuk dada sendirik and tell yourself, "Sesungguhnya aku berpuasa."

Oh, what's all this fuss about what I wrote yesterday?

To the Fans of AM&K

2009-08-24T01:43:00.002+08:00

I think at this point, it has gone too far.

I should have put this up sooner, but I was actually monitoring on how things are going, and I think it has gone too far.

Honestly, call me a hypocrite if you want to, but hear me out.

AM&K started out to as a minah kening kinda bashing site. (Correct me if I'm wrong). The objectives were clear from the start. To make people aware of the PHYSICAL degradation that minah's do, in a bid that the habit will change. It is a place to highlight people with bad kenings, to awake them in favour of something more natural.

But overtime, we have become stereotypical, into what all this Minah Kening mess is about, and we have painted a picture that Malay girls, have bad dress sense, which is not entirely true. I know of some minah cukur kening who actually do dress very well, and I must say that as a guy, I am attracted to some of them.

So over time, there's this talk about jade necklesses, thights are not pants, undersized clothes, thick make up, which all to me, is fine. There's also a post recently about how these minah takde kenings too, are very vulgar and paint a bad picture of the Malay women in society as a whole.
Which is still, I feel, in line with the initial objective of highlighting this bad behaviour, in a bid to change them.

BUT.

Today, I think the last straw is drawn.
Here's where I can't accept things.
While I think it's okay to laugh at others, I don't think it's ok to make fun of your own friends.
While I think it's ok to make fun of people we don't know, who are just utterly bad, we as friends, should be advising our own friends to do better, rather than to put them in AM&K only to let others laugh at them.
Member makan member. Bila mau maju?

I don't think my friends are perfect, but I don't post them up, and let people laugh at them. And what more to call them names! This is wayyyy to far.

When I posted about Asz earlier, I see the lighter side of our friendship, and use that to drive a point for the others in the Community to learn from. Not posting up his face and telling how cibai it looks like, and letting others comment on it.

Looking at the bigger picture, we are a community.
We shouldn't be putting up pictures of others in the first place.

But we do it. WHY?
Cos diorang tak makan cakap.

Why do we even bother?
Cos it affects us.

So, what say me?
Screw you guys.

For the record

2009-08-13T04:57:00.002+08:00

I have nothing against Malay girls. They're included in the WHOLE section of "There's a Minah in Everyone."

My ex-es are thankfully all Malay (except for one who's a German-Malay).
My cousins are certified Minahs.

And I have tons of Malay friends.

The stuff i wrote, is not about bashing the malay woman, its about bashing the malay women who have a bad sense of dressing, possible make-up, and habits as well, the same stuff that just shines a negative light on the women in our society.

There are stats to prove that Malay women marry at an age that's younger than the National Average, have more kids, and are more likely to end up in divorce.
There are stats to show that there are more Malays by proportion who have dropped out of school. There are lesser Malays, by proportion in the Uni's and I'm glad the number is slowly changing.

I have nothing agianst the Malay race, nor culture. I just have things against those who make us look bad.

And yes, I may have something against myself as well.

Something From the Closet

2009-08-12T13:43:00.002+08:00

Here's a lil something about us which I've typed about ages ago, while I was still serving the NS. I think it's still relevant, and usable now, and we should really take a moment to just reflect in ourselves, and ask ourselves what else we can do to improve on the current situation.

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Sunday, November 21, 2004
The Malay Reality Hurts!

Earlier I had a very interesting discussion with Rudy about the mentality of the Malays and why we feel suppressed.
Is the community to be blamed? or ourselves?

It's a common understanding and stereotype that the Malays are, well lazy. They're not hungry for success and incapable of improvement.

Before I start, let me get some things clear. These are my views, and I do not represent anyone else's. I am in no way responsible for how this information is used. If u guys disagree with me, fuck it and write a comment. If you refuse to accept mt thoughts as true or justified, just go put a finger up your bottom and take a deep whiff of it. Stop being in denial. Reality Hurts. Again, these are my views.

Malays, like any other race, Chinese, Indian, White, Black, whatever, have a set of morals, and values. Some of these values are universal, like loving your faily and respecting the elderly. Others are based largely on religion. With over 85% of Malays in SouthEast Asia, mainly in Singapore and Malaysia being Muslim, some of these values and teachings are based on the teachings of Islam.

One of them is kesyukuran and alah kadar, or the attitude to be thankful for what the Creator has given us. This teaches us to live in moderation in all aspects of life, and Not to be too lavish in our lifestyle. There really is no need for a BMW if a Toyota is enough. A 40 room mansion is definitely too much for a family of 5, or even 5 families (assuming each has 4 members).
Sadly, this attitude is prevalent in some, if not most Malays, in most aspects of life, especially in fields of success. Everyone wants to be successful. But how successful do we want to be? For us, it usually means moderately successful. Being moderately successful is enough and we must also be thankful for this moderate success as there are surely others less successful than us. *shit thinking.* Not hungry for success we are.
Especially in a meritocratic Nation like Singapore, and increasingly Malaysia as well, being mediocre surely won't bring success. A diploma is good enough, some say. Skills are more important than paper qualifications, others say. This still remains a debatable issue.

This attitude breed laziness, and does not help in dislodging the stereotype that Malays are lazy.

Which brings us to the next issue. Malays feel that they're suppressed. They feel that the society, and Govt even, are depriving Malays the oppurtunity to succeed, no matter how hard they try, just because of being Malay. An unjustified accusation which, also, is debatable and definitely no one, especially an influential public figure, would dare to admit its validity.
The Singapore Govt has policies that are in place to help the Malays, most of which are in the lower income bracket of society. HOPE, or Home Ownership PLus Education aims at preparing young (under 35) couples who are also lowly educated (lessthan 2 O Levels) for a family, providing retraining courses and priority to public housing.

On top of that, there are 2 malay Self help groups, Mendaki and AMP, more than what's available for the other races. Get more govt funding..

There's more to that than what i mentioned. Chances and opportunities are available. But sadly, the Malays have yet to capitalise on them.

I'm stressed out.

I'm worried too.

By Nakalboi
01.34am

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Minah-Spotting

2009-08-07T01:47:00.003+08:00

Ni post kan, konfem langgar tiang. Confirm hits you where it degrades you. If you had balls, then this is a low-baller. *yang tak faham tuh, step faham je la, k?*

Sembang Sembarang's Minah Checklist Ver 1.0
(Aku tahu... orang lain dah buat. Aku pun nak buat jugak...)

This checklist would very quickly and painlessly identify if you're a true blue minah. This is to give minah's in denial a reality check. Cos remember, "There's a Minah in every Girl. The real ones, are those in denial."

Cos again, this is a checklist. To make it fair, if you're a girl, and kau boleh faham ayat ni dengan sepenuhnye, then you're a minah. =) With that covered lets start.

1. A minah always goes, "tak meyusahkan kau, pe...."
This is in defense of the things they do, especially bila kena spot. Mungkin pasal kening macam twin towers, or pasal rambut blonde macam rimau, or maybe when they dress like little dumplings, cos they forgot their actual size of clothes. (Actually maybe diorang pun in denial about their clothes size, cos XXXXXXXXXXXXXL dengan S look the same)
And oh, I know this first hand, cos there are some maki hamun comments from my previous few posts by feneh-feneh yang lambat setapak 'defending' their friend.

SO This is what i gotta say to them: "Apa aku tulis kat sini bukan pasal kao sorang pe, tak menyusahkan kau pe. Tak perlu ah nak fanatic kat sini."

2. A Minah almost always has no REAL eyebrows. But Most actually do have proper ones.
To those yang tinggal dalam gua, or dalam perigi, or yang always kluar-kluar gi town, and tak dapat masok facebook (korang tau facebook amenda kan?) there's this fan page on Anti Minah & Kening v2.0. Tak tahulah siapa yang start, tapi suspect kuat is that good blogger friend of mine la...

There they're a group of people who just hate minah's with fake brows. Then it evolves to talk about minahs in general and of course, people being dissed by them.

"Tak susahkan kau, pe...."

3.Sometimes, A Minah smokes
I haven't met one who doesn't, especially those yang in denial. And even if they don't smoke, msot of the time is cos rokok dah habis, and there's no one to give it to them.

4.Sometimes a Minah doesn't care what she eats
Or maybe she does, but I don't see. Then again, sometimes they don't eat. They're girls, sometimes girls don't eat. But guys need to eat. =) Makan. Jom.

5.Sometimes a Minah wears thick make up
And I'm not even talking pasal wayang cina. I'm talking about badut sarkis!

6.A Minah is a Malay Girl
Malay girl. Yup. Cos you can't have a Minah Mama, or Minah Cina. You just can't put a mental picture to that.

7.Some Minahs have kids
Yup, some have kids, and some of those are not married, and even more some of those don't know who the dad's are. Mungkin anak Jeng? Haha.. Joking-joking. But some are really proud of their bundle of joy, parading them like then have won some first prize in a lucky dip or something.

8.A Minah is a Girl in Denial about the fact that she's a minah
Embrace it. Love it much. TO those, whom all this while proudly proclaim that they are not minahs, well suck it up. There's a Minah in every girl, just like there's a mat in every guy.

For more info, you can click here. Again, read with caution. If you're too shallow to accept my views, I suggest you don't carry one.

2009-08-07T01:34:00.002+08:00

It's been long-awaited, and I was busy looking out for material. Haha..

Sorry gang lambat... Tapi next time, kalau lambat sangat, picit-picit je...

Minah-Bashing is now so passe.. I'm gonna move on. Cos again, this space is about me, and what I don't like. And yea, altho I do not like minah's per se, tapi takperlulah kita continue to bual-bual pasal poison ivy or Mira anymore, or those treng teng teng yang setep faham macam dah besar, constantly telling us to mind our own business cos their identity crisis doesn't bother us.

Ok. Maybe ONE more bashing post....

Cos I got the perfect closure...

Siapa nak tengok?

Quikcoms:
Kelakar: Aku nak tengok, tulis benda kelakar ah!
Baik dok! : Aku nak tengok!
Apa kau bual: Huh? ah sembarang ah, aku pun nak tahu jugak. Aku ni macam paham je, tapi selama ni aku tak paham apa kau bual actually.

BBW

2009-08-01T02:51:00.001+08:00

Thanks for the heads up, Zie.

Aku tau dah lama pun tak blog.
Dah lah, aku taknak kutuk orang for now.
Penat ah.

Eh, kenapa ah tv tengah-tengah malam sumer boring?
Should consider screening movies, or really goood shows.
Not reruns of old-tv series.

Aku bored.

Aku nak tidur.

I can do the same.

2009-07-27T21:09:00.004+08:00

I'm gonna save Mira this time.
Cos I realised she's actually a nice person.
But this girl, she's just poison Ivy.

I don't mean the sexy one from Batman.

I mean the one who just suffocates you.
The one who will leave u with a bad taste in your mouth and make you terkejut until you terkencit and terkencing.

I bring you the mofo of all mofos...

Ni kirakan baru the start of the poison. Don't make me create a scene here.

Talking in codes...

2009-07-27T00:57:00.004+08:00

So these days, there's the evolution of the Culture. but in the Malay society, I don't see an evolution. The evolotion of a culture is meant to bring positive change to a group of people. Changes that redefine the way we do our things.

But thanks and no thanks to many people, the process of evolution seems backwards.
The Malay Language has taken a step backwards. I feel sorry for them..

I extract all this from a tagboard from Izati Kenet

26 Jul 09, 21:34
yanna to NURIN: fyi ah ! ko yg maseh kentang , NAK KUTOK2 , NAK BNYK BBL PERGY TAGBOARD ? MEK ~ MCM CIBYE ! hahhaa !
26 Jul 09, 21:33
yanna to NURIN: mausie ! eh lao ko tarq puas nan ykik , add kite pard MSN AH SIAL ! bbl pard sni ape cse, takde care pe bdo ?
26 Jul 09, 21:32
yanna to NURIN: bapak aqu ? aik ! asl etibe bapak aqu ? ko suke nah nan bapak aqu pe sampai2 bapak aqu smue tekua . BAPAK AQU TARQ MAIN AH SIAL ! kentang ? kao yg kentang atao kite ? kao bnyk peh bsr ? hah ! bdo ne
26 Jul 09, 20:58
izatikenet: to nurin , eyh oh ? tu kaw nye psl uy sial . sapa mau kesah . maseyh kentang ? pfft , pape lah nak . lame sia --'
26 Jul 09, 20:29
nurin: hahaha attention bapak kau. yang lain sibuk back up apesal? i didn't say i cannot take vulgar words. i was tryna convey something else. kesian tak dapat tangkap. oh masih kentang! :D
26 Jul 09, 15:16
izatikenet: to yanna , ahahahs , tawuuutaqperh . huakhuak . lve ya too bbygrl*wink*
26 Jul 09, 10:33
yanna: HAHA ! kecoh prh seyy tagboard . heh . biarkn la sih nurin tuh , nk atention . pasl mappa de tk bgy de ckp atentn dok . heh , lveya bbygrl !
26 Jul 09, 00:30
izatikenet: *kay
26 Jul 09, 00:30
izatikenet: to NiniM. alrght dear , nnt i link you ka ^^
26 Jul 09, 00:30
izatikenet: to the rest who help , thnks ey . uat bdh je , org gyni naq attention uy :D
26 Jul 09, 00:30
izatikenet: to psserby , thnks fre helpng :D
26 Jul 09, 00:29
izatikenet: to bbygrl , hahahs ,best ey tdi *wink* u knw i knw . yng laen jgn sbok ,huakhuak
26 Jul 09, 00:28
izatikenet: to nurin , kecian eyh hdop kaw . haha , oiii ,kaw sperh sak naq ckp yk and shikinhoney menyebk . Sukerh hati kaw uy nak , mls uy naq entertain --' pepek sial prgai
26 Jul 09, 00:11
izatikenet: to nurin , eyh kaw tq sukerh aqu ? then kaw leyh brambos uy dri sini .Hdop aqu taq perluq cmnt2 kaw uy nak --' lame sial prgai . Oh , kaw terlalu alim smpai maki2 pon kaw tqleyh angkt .
25 Jul 09, 22:33
Tyqaa: akq ! adq miss akq taw ! biler nak meet ?
25 Jul 09, 20:35
ainie(:: oops preety *
25 Jul 09, 20:34
ainie(:: stay reety ykik! much loves ;
25 Jul 09, 20:33
ainie(:: im jst bloghoping aytes .. iie think this nurin is jealous of ikyk maybe\? and yarr nurin if kau tak sakit hati why are u here comenting on them? such a stupid person . haha . i agree with passerby
25 Jul 09, 11:42
To nurin: Tk suke tkya datang blog Ik lagik ah. Bleh jalan siulzxz. Kau tk suke,kau tkya susah2 datang blog ik. You're just wasting your f.uck.ing time here.
25 Jul 09, 11:39
To nurin: Prangai kau sungguh tk diperlukn kt sini. Prangai sial. Tk suke toys

Aku tahu penguasaan Bahasa Melayu aku bukanlah untuk dijunjung setinggi mana pun.
Bagi sifulan binte sifulan yang tersebut di atas pun, mungkin penguasaan Bahasa Mereka masih belum diperhaluskan. Namun aku terkejut terberak ketika membaca perbualan mereka, kerana sepatah haram pun tidak saya fahami.

POKAYWAK!

Aku nak tulis macam cikgu Melayu boleh mati siooooooooot!
OK ah. Not easy, maybe aku tak sepatutnye kutuk yp2 macam gini ah..
Tapikan, aku takleh angzz diorang nye spelling ah..

KIMICE.

Lemme use this example ah, hopefully i can decode their Malay.

"izatikenet: to nurin , eyh kaw tq sukerh aqu ? then kaw leyh brambos uy dri sini .Hdop aqu taq perluq cmnt2 kaw uy nak --' lame sial prgai . Oh , kaw terlalu alim smpai maki2 pon kaw tqleyh angkt ."

Which probably wants to say...

"izatikenet: to nurin , eh kau tak suka eh aku? then kau leh berambuys uh dari sini. Hidup aku tak perlu comment2 kau uh nak --' lame sial perangai. Oh, kau terlalu alim sampai maki2 pon kau takleh angkat ."

Which means:
if you dun like me, you cna leave (from this website). My life doesn't need your comments. Oh, you are too pious that you can't even take vulgarities

Which is like... WTF!

As I'm commenting about this small issue about existence, there are those who TRY to fix things but they end up messing up real bad...

27 Jul 09, 01:32
Adi to Atie: Kau pun sama juga macam yang lain-lain.
27 Jul 09, 01:28
atie: heran uh. camner korg phm uh bahase nih? ckgu dah spel lawa2 pt brd.. korg pi tuka2.. rabakl.. N & O lvl spel gini gak eh?

Macam ketam mengajar anaknya berjalan lurus.

Oh, if you're having problem reading the tags on the tagboard, they're meant to be read bottom up. LOL.

Quikcoms:
Kelakar! - Aku pun terkejut terberak!
Baik dok! - heran uh. camner korg phm uh bahase nih
Ape kau bual - Hdop aqu taq perluq cmnt2 kaw uy nak --' lame sial prgai

Thank God For Facebook

2009-07-24T01:43:00.002+08:00

Seems like there are a few people pissed.

I think somewhere up there, there's something I said, about how this space is used for me to BITCH about things that I don't like.
Things that probably mean very little to other people.
Things that some people may find offensive.
Things that some people actually DO enjoy reading.
Things that some people don't understand.

SO that's the part that I don't quite understand.

Why would anyone HATE me for what I think?

I never hated the guys who lepak bawah blok sampai pagi, makan kacang, minum-minum and making noise. Cos that's what I do sometimes.
I never hated minah's who cukur kening and redraw them. Yes, I may not like them very much, and I do find them a little fake, but I do have friends who cukur kening and then redraw them. I don't mix around them very much. Not because of the kening, but because of other things, usally revolving around the fact that they take cigarettes without asking, and always too broke to even get a drink for themselves.
I never hated the ol wak-waks who still go for dangduts, doing what they liked. I believe they should be doing other more 'meaningful' things. Yea, I diasgree with what they do, but it doesn't make me hate them.

So that's what this space is about.

It's about me looking around, at things online, on the streets, anywhere, everywhere, and posting my thoughts about them.

Honestly, my life is not thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat interesting that you wanna read about what I did today, or what I had for lunch.
My life is not thaaaaaaaaaaaaat interesting that you wanna read about what this guy or this girl did, that pissed me off.
My Life is not thaaaaaaaaaaaat interesting that I wanna tell you everything about who I spoke to today, tomorrow, and yesterday.

Maybe you do find your life interesting that you gotta bitch about the people who piss at you everyday, that you wanna tell people about how you hate the blogger who writes about how you look, or dress up.

Maybe if you take a more holistic view of the things you see, and how you feel, and start developing some thought about it, and start rationalising. Start writing in a more interesting manner, that people actually want to come to your blog and read it everyday.

Want me to start posting up blogs of typical mynahs? I dun think so.

Cos you know I will.

Thank good for Facebook.
I know, no link.

Today kan Racial Harmony

2009-07-22T00:02:00.002+08:00

Tadi petang aku was chilling at Woodlands la, at Woodgrove there. Sesiapa riders, or tinggal daerah situ, tahu lah tempat makan kat situ....

So aku was chilling with my brother from another mother, then datang ni satu group of people. 2 dudes, pakai uniform ITE (aku taknak cakap ITE mana) and 2 ladies, pakai baju kebaya top, dengan seluar jeans ketaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

There's 2 parts kat sini yang aku nak highlightkan.

First Part: Setahu aku ITE tak celebrate racial harmony day. At least kalau ader pun, there's no need to pakai baju kurung semua ah. So it means that the girls are probably from some secondary school.

SO yang aku paling tak suka ni, even when I was in secondary school, is that kenapa these guys (muka diorang pecah ah, muka macam dah kena smack dengan periok nasik, then kena langgar lori ah) yang betol-betol kental to the maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx go for secondary school girls, who also loook macam kental is cool.

Girls most of them bawah umur (16) tapi nampak gaya from the girls just now, even if they were bawah umur, muka macam dah kena PPP ah.. (refer to the previous post)

Sec school girl, ITE guy. I know that some of you gonna say that love is blind, love knows no boundaries, blaa blaa.... But what's up with that?

You guys can't carik pompuan yang sebaya dengan kau ke? Want to go for waaaay younger girls?
You girls can't go for guys yang proper sikit ke, rather than guys yang nampak gaya macam takde wawasan?

Which then brings me to the 2nd point.
What's up with the kebaya top and jeans ketaaaaaaaaat?
Nak pakai kebaya, buar full suit. Naik pakai jeans, biar dengan baju lain. Please takmo mix and match our traditional costume ah girls. I know it MAY look nice. I know its comfortable, tapi please takmo buat gitu, k?

Yang traditional, biar traditional. Yang modern, biar modern. Jangan campur. Nak campur pun, agak-agak la sikit.

Ok fine. Tu takpe. Tapi....

PERANGAI JANGAN MACAM SUNDAL JALANAN!

Kat tempat makan, nak beromen-romen, bual kuat-kuat, maki-maki macam bapak kau nye kedai kopi. Kalau tu bapak kau nye kedai kopi, aku pun rasa kau tak buat macam gitu, pasal korang takut bapak kau marah.

Pangkeng in Public Places.

2009-07-16T01:10:00.004+08:00

When I was younger, zaman secondary school, adelah pi motek2 kat park.
Then again, who hasn't kan?

Park, tepi tangga, kat toilet, maybe in a tent. Hell, some of us even made videos of it. I'm sure we've been to places like that once before to do stuff there we shouldn't.

Bedek ah remaja-remaja zaman sekarang tak pernah buat, walau seringan mana pun.

"Eyyy... aku virgin okaaay! Tak pernah buat benda-benda gini!" BULLSHIT kau tak pernah buat. Virgin? Maybe. Takpernah buat? BULL muthafucking SHIT.

*unless kau tinggal dalam perigi ah*

Sapkon still considered antara benda-benda yang tertera kat atas tu...
And so is pussydiggin, and gonch-gonch and fondling.
The word is Petting, boi... Petting...

Now that I turn 24, there's only one thing I can say to all those mat/minahs who still take up the park benches and handicap toilets: "Get a room, dammit!"

Pasal korang lah ade orang tua-tua pergi jogging time tengah-tengah malam, tapi actually nak pergi tengok free show.
Pasal korang lah aku terkencet dalam seluar cos toilet biasa takde air, and I gotta use the handycap toilet.
Pasal koranglah sebabtu garmen buat lift on every floor so penghuni-penghuni HDB tak payah turun tangga nak tengok ko raba-raba kat situ.

Tapi pasal koranglah, sumer kandphone yang boleh amek video, ade bluetooth sumer hotstuff kat market, even the cheap ones. *LOL*

Tapi kenapa, dah tua bangka ni, masih aku still have the urge to do it?

One word: Excitement.

Hari-hari makan nasik lemak kat Bedok pun, muak jugak. Kadang-kadang nak makan nasik lemak kat Changi, betol tak? Saje nak tahu rasa dia.

Exciting kan? Fast game. Cepat masok, cepat basah, cepat kluar. Kwang kwang kwang...

Jangan sampai aku nampak ye... AAC dah petik gambar couple making out in broad daylight kat carpark rumah dia. Kalau aku, aku join sekali dokkk!!!!

Haha! Siapa mau?

Today QuikComs:
Kelakar: Well, its funny. Tickes your funny bone. Buat aku ketawa sorang-sorang kuat kuat.
Baik dokk! : Ok, aku nak tengok gambar-gambar tu tau, bila kau dah amek. Kalau ade kat atas motor, lagi baik dokkk!
Apa kau bual : Ok pe. Nak bukak bilik kena bayar duit. Kat rumah, takut mak nampak. Kat luar free pe...

Dear Mira

2009-07-16T01:01:00.001+08:00

Apalagi kau nak?

Remove link, remove pic, remove what else.
Ok fine.
Damage is done.

So do check back for updates from time to time yea.. =)

When I grow up

2009-07-13T02:10:00.002+08:00

I was lepaking at the barber's place just now in the evening, and so we were talking and talking, and 3 things kept coming up.

1) Gambling: 4D and Toto
2) Karaoke pubs; and
3) Women.

Not that I have anything against them, nor do I dislike them, or what la. And I'm not being hypocritical when I say this either.

And mind you, it's not just them.
Wak-wak, and makcik-makcik lain pun buat lar siol!

I was chatting also with Kak Zi just now. And she was sharing her experience about this Dangdut club, whereby it's frequented by all this Orang Melayu. Guess what..
She said: "Makcik-makcik masok dengan tudung semua, dia masok toilet, kluar balik, tudung pun hilang! Abis tu, ada budak2 lelaki Melayu berkepit pulak tu..."

Astaga!

We all know that some of the men do at once they hit retirement of 55. We all know that Batam and Tanjung Pinang is like their 2nd home for some of them. We all know that dangduts are frequented by the Waks.

But what about the women? I really didn't expect them to do the same as their male counterparts.

And old friend of mine told me once before, Men have only one weakness: Women (or sex rather).
Women on the other hand, have 7 weaknesses. I only know of 3: Money, Sex, and Attention.

But am I even right on this?

If you can help me out, save me.

PS: Mira, I know you're probably reading this, truce.

Seems Like

2009-07-12T23:59:00.001+08:00

Seems like someone's pissed.
Seems like this chapter is closed.

I wonder why I did it in the first place.

But like I said in the previous post, aku ni Pembastard Haram.

What's...

2009-07-12T17:02:00.008+08:00

What's white, and black, rides a bike and fat all over?
Ans: Click here

And who believes love is blind?
Ans: She does, among other interesting people like Louisa May Alcott who died in 1888 and was a successful author of the "Little Women" series which were publised in 1864. Reference here.

My point of all this? Nothing.

Sesungguhnya aku ni pembastard haram. If there are many fish in the sea, then I'm the asshole among them, that makes all the good guys seem bad.

So, Mira, what's wrong with natural beauty?

Some Minah's love to Cukur-cukur kening, and it seems like they over done it.
Draw kening pun tak betul, masing-masing nak setep macam catwoman.

FYI, when Halle Berry played Catwoman (2004), she had eyebrows. But it was trimmed and shaped so that it looks good. And it wasn't drawn in with an eyebrow pencil.

AAC did a little project on it, and results were hilarious. Click here to read all about it.

I'm all for natural beauty! No more make up! no more cukur kening then attempt to re-create it with a crayon!

So how well did you score for the quiz?

Today's Quikcoms:
Kelakar: Kelakar ah. Funny.
Baik dok! : I agree with that! No more pencil kening!
Apa kau bual: Aku minah AND aku tak faham apa kau bual AND cukur kening okay, pe..

Anything else, plz comment...

PS: Friends of Mira, take it easy. Take a look in the mirror and laugh it off, just like what I'm doing. =)

Time to Chill

2009-07-10T15:19:00.004+08:00

Aku suka chill.

Ya know, chillin'.

It's different abit from lepak.
I do both, but I prefer to chill more.

Which sounds correct?

"Aku tengah chill kat block Zam ah.." or "Aku tengah lepak kat block Zam, ah.."

and also

"Aku tengah lepak kat Starbucks ah..." or "Aku tengah chill kat Starbucks..."

Aku pun susah nak explain, tapi for hte 1st set of sentence, whether you use chill, or lepak, it still sounds alright. But for the second one, to use chill, is better then you use lepak.

Kenapa? Aku pun tak tahu.

Maybe when it comes to chill, it's more relaxed and maybe atas sikit ah.
Lepak sounds soo... entah eh..

So, let me define this for everyone.

When you lepak, ada rokok and bual-bual je. Mungkin kacau minah, tapi normally when we lepak, its at a port, tempat biasa ah.. Kalau tak pun, tempat lepak kat town is some open space yang orang semua duduk sembang-sembang. That kinda thing.. So nak kacau minah jambu pun, she's like the friend's younger sister, or the neighbour, people that you don't quite find appropriate to kacau. (Ni sumer cara, beb.)

And when you chill, rokok ada, bual-bual pun ada, and kena tambah sekali air, maybe at some alresco place (McD pun boleh) and kat situ jugak boleh cuci mata, tengok Minah-minah from elsewhere. When you chill, usually kat town ah, tempat makan fevret ke apa ah..

So... Kalau orang ajak lepak, aku usually takyah worry nak check kocek. Check rokok je. Nak chill, kena check rokok, AND wallet.

Aku lagi suka orang duduk chill, dari orang duduk lepak. At least, those who chill, appear to be more civilised. Tak jakun macam orang kampung masok bandar. Tak barbaric. Well-dressed sikit. Masing-masing buat hal sendirik, but everything seems more, civilised.

So, do you prefer to chill, or do you lepak?

PS:
I'm tired of minah bashing. This blog may shut down.

One For AAC

2009-07-05T04:36:00.007+08:00

This one's for AAC.
Those who know who it's for, click on "Baik dokk!!" at the bottom.
Else, just read on.

I'm sure we have seen the full picture of this before.

I don't know how, but AAC managed to find the blog of the owner. You can click here to read it. I'm a myopic blogger; I realise that other blogs exist, but I didn't know that Minahs (ok, the real ones) are capable of even blogging.

Then again, like their sorrowful hate driven lives, these places of expression turn into a battleground, an avenue for hate expression, just a sad sad place, where there's no life.

But you see, AAC's blog is somewhat like that. But she mixes it all up with opinions, and discussions on what she feels about what she does, and I think she has created a new benchmark for personal expression (but I won't copy her writing style cos its gurly.)

=)

That smiley is there to show that we're cool. =)

Honestly I hate blogwars. I got to know AAC thru her post on Muslims and Islams and hte infidelity of Muslim Men, and since then, I've been a spectator of many blogwars that happen. Even Minahspeak is not save from it all, despite having a very objective view on things that help us understand the Minah psyche altogether.

Blogwars are dumb.
And the people who fuel the flame are dumber.

If you don't like the stuff in the post, just email the blog owner. Simple as that. In this time and age, if AAC can find a name, number and email address just by your first name, then I think anyone can. Taking aggressive action (like beating up the blogger) is just like setting alight the person who's wearing the same clothes as you.

Makes no sense, that's the point. Cos Blogwars are senseless.

And know why blogwars usually involve WOMEN?

It's cos:
1) there's a lower likelihood that guys blog
2) except for select individuals, guys are not generally bitchy, and we don't care if you don't like us.
3) Guys have other things to do than involve themselves into a blogwar, like beat up other guys, getting drunk, getting laid, running away from the cops, and all those....

So, who's side are you on?

PS: AAC is not Anak Apek Cina. Tho I think she makes a blardy hot chinese girl.

How to:

2009-07-05T03:09:00.002+08:00

Tell me something, how do you describe the feeling of 'high' to a 14-year old?
He doesn't smoke, nor drink, nor do drugs.
He thinks that a can of beer, or a shot of anything can make people drunk instantly, and drunk people cannot think.

It's like, picit butang, teros mabok, knockout golek2 kat lantai jadi bodoh.

That's what happens when you get poisoned.

Cerita dia macam gini...

Aku tadi gi rumah uncle aku kat Simei, where my makcik from KL turun and did her Secondary School class reunion there. She's 40-ish probably 50, but she's the youngest 40-something I know. (Age is just a number, remember?)

So when I got there, the reunion dah habis, and there was a bottle of red wine on the cabinet laa, siap with the wine bag all. So I was asking my cousin, "Eh, what's that? Wine eh?"

Cousin: "I should think so. Wine makes you drunk, right? And when you're drunk, you can't think, kan?"
Me: "Err, if you take one cup, tak la... But of you drink that wine, like you drink water, then maybe you'll get high. I've never seen people get drunk on wine before."
Cousin: "High?"
Me: "It's like when you take the first stick for the day, then that feeling is high... Alamak, you don't drink, you don't smoke, nor do you do drugs, then it makes describing HIGH very difficult."

So, someone tell me. What's the best way to tell a 14-year old, what "high" is, but without actually getting him to do it?

For the Record...

2009-07-04T12:17:00.002+08:00

I dun hate Mats, or Minahs.
I'm not anti-mat, or Anti-Minah.

If that's what defines my community, then I shall accept it.

Although it can be better, then I shall take the small steps to catalyse the change.

I'm no Hardcore Minah Basher.

What's with the Jacket?

2009-07-01T02:30:00.003+08:00

That day, my youngest brother, D, asked me an interesting question. Aku pun lupa about it until tadi aku gi Wisma.
Kat Taka garden (alah, park yang between Wisma and Ngee Ann City tu), dekat-dekat mana aku park motor (illegal arr...) aku nampak this couple Melayu. Typical couple ah, age around 23~25 gitu ah..

Guy: Jacket long sleeve, Berms, Sandal and mesh cap.
Gerl: Speg Top, seluar minah, selipar minah.

Here's the question yang D tanye aku that time.

D: Abang, kenapa panas-panas orang tu pakai baju long-sleeve?
Me: Pasal dia sejuk agaknye.
D: Cold then why is he sweating? Bukak je ah jacket dia..
Me: Entah. Maybe dia pakai gitu style kot..

How do I tell my 6-year old brother, yang that Matrip tengah sembunyikkan Tattoo? Okay, maybe dia takde tattoo, and dia betol-betol sejuk. Tapi kan, nowadays the weather is sooooooooooo hot, orang gila aje pakai jacket time matahari tengah terik.

My 12-year old brother understands this kinda stuff, but my 6 year old bother doesn't. How do I explain all this to him?

From what I know, whole arm tattoos are not cheap. And from what I know too, people in general (mats and minah's included) like to 'display' and show-off their expensive stuff. BUT when it comes to tattoos... I guess its a different thing altogether.

It has always been related to gangs, and bad company and what not. Some tatts are meaningful, others just takde makna langsung. Some are nice, while others are merepek. Why Hide?

Takut kena pukol?
Takut orang tak suka?
Takut orang macam aku kutuk-kutuk kau rabak-rabak?

Then why have it in the first place?

Pasal style?
Pasal nak tunjuk terror?
Pasal nak tunjuk orang yang ko ni budak baju?

Then Why hide it under a sleeve?

So...

Before you actually commit to a tattoo, think about this.
How much will it cost me to have it now?
What is the meaning of this tattoo?
How will society, and other people react toward YOU after you have hte tattoo?
What if you don't want it anymore? How much will it cost to remove it? What are the scars?

If you can handle all these issues, then go ahead.

Simply said, Kalau nak adakan, biar orang tahu.
Kalau taknak orang tahu, jangan adakan.

With that, I rest my case.

Minah Bashing

2009-06-30T18:38:00.006+08:00

There's a Minah in everyone. The Real ones are those in denial.

Some dress well, others dress badly.
Some are courteous, others are plain vulgar.
Some are pretty, others are ugly.

I'm not bothered about the "SOMES." I'm more against the "OTHERS."

Let's see... Somewhere in my previous posts, someone said something about me NOT being a hotstuff, and me not looking good. Thankiew. I take that as a compliment. I know I can't just sweep ladies off their feet, and yes, I still need someone to advise me on what to wear.

But here's an example of Minahs (from Tagged, of course) that are just eyesores.
Someone please help them. If you're a friend, then help them, and be honest about what oyu feel, or think about their dressing. If you have been, then I think there's something wrong with you as well.

DISCLAIMER: Do not read beyond this point if you can't handle reality. Unconstructive comments will NOT be entertained.

Case Study #1

Notice the red hair, blue eyeshadow and coloured lenses. Notice how everything is just DYING to get out of her chest. True beauty comes from within.

Case Study #2

Sweetmaz. Sweet? Can you please gat a hold of yourself. No wonder you're still single.

Case Study #3

Yang ni lagi tak lawa larsyol!
Kening pencil larsyol!
Tindik-tindik bibir larsyol!
Nasib-nasib, gemok macam badak larsyol!
Vulgar larsyol!

Semakin Popular eh

2009-06-29T00:42:00.002+08:00

Semakin popular aku ni eh...

Many thanks to Arshanti for the linkup. =)

If there's anything that you guys wanna see, or want me to talk about, just put it up here, as a comment, aite.

Random Quotes

2009-06-26T15:21:00.002+08:00

Ok. I have a tagged account.
But its kinda interesting what people have as their 'personal quote'
Some are quite smart. Some are quite dumb. Others just don't make sense.

Here's a list of them, with my responses. Take a look.
Disclaimer: The quotes are not mine. They are taken from the public domain.

- "Don't Judge each day by what you reap, but by the seeds you plant."
* Don't judge each day by the number of children you have, but by the women you fuck."

“i am wat i am...”
* okay, bitch.

- “don't mess with the wrong person..”
* mess with the right one instead. Shouldn't it be, don't mess with anyone?

- “Happiness is not based on materials..Its based on d heart..”
* yea? I love you, but I'm poor. VERY POOR. You still gonna love me?

- drink smart dance hard!!
* Brainjuice and breakdance?

- “If u Luv someone let them go... if it comes back...it will be with u for a lifetime....”
* yea? Like Cancer?

- “I can be your addiction, if you wanna get HOOKED on me! YEOW!”
* u look like a hooker.

- “Have you ever cried for no reason at all, and when you try to get up something else makes you fall..
* u sound pretty dumb. Stop crying, and start sleeping on a bed.

- nO MorE wOrDs... nO mOre LieS... nO mOre cRyIn.... nO mOre PaIn.... nO mOre HurTz... nO moRe TRyIn....”
* ok, you can just die.

- “Respect me and you'll be respected by me"
* ok, fair enough.

- “The times we enjoyed wasting, was not wasted”
* I bet one of the times, u actually got wasted at DBL O, Minah.

- "Nvr jUdgE thE bo0k bY iTs coVer..."
* That's what the ugly ones always say.

- “Don't tease me if u can't please me....”
* Err... I just want to please myself.

- “Life's a mess and it'll take a hell of alot of hardwork to clean it up.."
* yea? That's cos your life's pretty fucked up, no? I clean up mine by changing my number.

- “LISTEN TO THE SONGS I HAVE PUT..IT'S TELLING HOW I FEEL ...I AM HURT NOW..”
* song playing: Ludacris - Move Bitch

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It's just plain interesting how smart some people think they are.
It doesn't piss me off. But it just shows how shallow some people really are.

40,000 Less

2009-06-25T02:00:00.003+08:00

Tadi siang, time aku tengah riding dari Holland Ave on the way to town, macam biasalah teksi berlambak-lambak. Almaklum lah, peak period. So perangai apek-apek teksi pun berlambak-lambak - cut into my lane, berhenti sembarang-sembarang, bawak macam sukahati mak bapak dia peh jalan. All the usual stuff that comes with taxis.

So time tu aku tengah shiok riding depan Gleneagles Hospital, dekat-dekat tempat makan the old Taman Serasi, this pair of taxi biru, jenis Hyundai just cut into my lane, berhenti sembarang-sembarang and bawak macam sukahati mak bapak dia peh jalan.

Then I was just telling my pillion,

"Don't you think the road would be safer with 40,000 less vehicles?"

I think it would.

Even the PTC (Public Transport Council) justifies with higher fares for taxis every now and then, cos taxis are a premium service. Kirakan kalau kau naik taxi, nak amek dari depan pintu office, or sekolah kau, and nak dia hantar sampai depan rumah kau, be prepared to pay more la..

Leave taxis to just 3 options.
1) As a service from the airport, to the hotels.
This part makes sense. As a traveller, dengan bag-bag holiday macam nak pindah rumah, taxi is a convenient service. Sap sap sup, within 20 minutes you'd be at the hotel from the airport. Lagipun sekarang kat airport, taxi beratur berderet-deret macam orang nak belik nombor ekor. So this is a good move. So in this case, kau boleh imagine ah, kalau ade 40,000 taxis kat Airport. Comfirm apek teksi beratur dalam 27 jam, baru boleh dapat customer.

Which means less taxis on the road yang cut into my lane, berhenti sembarang-sembarang, bawak macam sukahati mak bapak dia peh jalan. All the usual stuff that comes with taxis.

Then how about orang-orang yang lambat gi kerja, or sekolah, or yang ngada-ngada takleh naik bas, step taknak kena jangkit H1N1 dalam bas?

This comes to the 2nd point.

2) Taxis available for booking only.
So katakan kau dari rumah, or office, or padang rumput terlantar mana kat Singapore ni, nak naik taxi, kena call the taxi company, diorang hantar tu taxi, pungut kau dari mana-mana tempat, and hantar kau gi mana-mana tempat kau nak pergi.

Lagipun, most of the time bila kita rushing, NAK naik taxi, taxi takde. Sebijik kat jalan pun takde. Tapi, bila kita TAK rushing, macam siang gi kerja, ke sekolah, taxi bersepah-sepah macam taik berkecah dalam toilet lepas orang yang kena cirit-birit pakai.

So the outcome? Nak taxi urgently, call a cab ah.
So this effect, you don't need so many taxis in Singapore.

Abeh orang-orang mabok yang keluar dari club camana?
Biarkan je diorang. LOL. Why?
a) Matrip mabok takde duit nak naik cab.
b) Apek taxi tak suka amek orang mabok, takut taxi kena muntah.

Abeh yang lain-lain orang yang naik naik cab?
Comes the 3rd point.

3) Taxis available freely on the roads, between 12mn and 6am only.
Fair enough lah eh. Apek taxi pun nak carik makan, and during this time, usually airport pun tak banyak flights coming in. So between 12am and 6am, diorang cuma boleh pick-up passenger dari special 'pick-up zones' yang nearby pubs, clubs and coffeeshops that will be marked by orang-orang garmen, like LTA or something.

Lagipun, the government is encouraging the people to take public transport, our world-class public transport. So to encourage this, takmo pakai taxi lagi ah...
Jalan raya lebih selamat cos there are lesser cabs in Singapore. Cuma tinggal orang-orang kurang ajar yang bawak kereta besar je, yang konon tu jalan dia...

From the Govt point of view, Comfort-Delgro (a speculated Temasek company), the 2nd largest land transport owns the 2 largest cab companies in Singapore. So potong cab numbers = potong profits. Not-so senang kan?

But that's lumrah hidup seorang mat motor. Konferm plus chop, pernah kena taxi yang cut into your lane, berhenti sembarang-sembarang, bawak macam sukahati mak bapak dia peh jalan. Confirm pernah horn, ke maki hamun, ke tunjuk jari kat apek-apek taxi yang ade sikit kurang ajar ni sumer.

Sebenarnya, naik motor ni selamat. Cuma orang lain je buat tak selamat, macam apek-apek taxi yang cut into your lane, berhenti sembarang-sembarang, bawak macam sukahati mak bapak dia peh jalan.

What do you think?
To all riders, and other road users, lain kali kita nampak taxi nak sembarang potong, or sembarang berhenti, sengaja kita bawak slow, tak kasi dia berhenti, or cut into the lane. Kalau dia buat jugak, kita stop depan dia, confront dia, then cakap,

"You nearly caused an accident!"

Then lepas tu kita call LTA @ 1800 2255-582 to lodge a complaint against the taxi driver or unsafe driving.
OK, maybe it would be a little leceh, but at least, kita boleh buat the roads a safer place to ride, or drive on.

Rolling Numbers #1 - Amir 98961674

2009-06-17T00:35:00.003+08:00

Ok ladies. I'm gonna stand up for you today.
Enough of Minah Bashing lah eh, at least for now. Haha...

I got a weird text today. Just actually.

Adelah satu hamba ni nak kenal-kenal dengan aku.
I'm not the kinda guy who would just brush off someone who wants to get to know me better. Honestly. So if you're out there to make friends, just drop me a comment, I will somehow try to get in touch with you.

So, ada satu hamba ni sms aku. Nak berkenalan. Turns out he's a guy, and I thought he got a wrong number. His name, let's call him AMIR, then asks if I'm Bi.

Aku? Biseksual? Haha... Tak dapat ah. I'm straight. As straight as straight can be. I love my women too much to be bi. They give me enough attention, and satisfaction, that I don't need another lover, especially from a guy.

Tapi this guy, he's straightforward. Immediately tells me that he wants to give me a fellatio. What! I can't believe my eyes. Yes, si jantan suar ni, sakit konek.

Of course I turn him down. I didn't care if he's hot or not. I didn't bother asking for a picture. I don't even want to know if he can do it better than a girl. I jsut didn't want it, especially from a guy.

So there. My number dah jadi number rolling. Just like some girls' number I know.

Suddenly, I have a realisation of how hard it is to be a girl.
To put up with all this nonsense that we guys give. Offers of pleasure, with nothing but guilt after all that ordeal. Sick, this guy. I tell you again, he's sick.

Honestly, I never felt so used in my entire life although it's only 3 smses long. An extremely brief encounter.

Pokaywak nye Jantan. I hope your dick rots, and you catch syphillis, gonorrhea, and a yeast infection.

So ladies, rest assured, that your numbers are safe with me. I won't go passing them around to other guys, no matter how much you ask me to.

Ni semua cara, dok.

Fcuk Amir. Fcuk the person who gave him my number.

Tapikan, this makes life a lil more interesting.

IC Please...

2009-06-16T00:29:00.002+08:00

Ok.
This is pure raving.
Tadi, time aku nak belik teman setia aku dari MRT station at Woodlands. Rokok kat kedai, case macam gula-gula. Pilih je. Merah, hijau, biru, putih, hitam. Kengkadang ade Pink and brown. really, really, macam pilih gula-gula.

So aku kat situ dengan one of my junior friends ah, a girl. We were at causeway for dinner. (not a date eh! Takde kish.) Dah pilih rokok, dah bayar, time nak kasi balik change dia mintak IC.

Pokaywak, akak kau peh laki, mak kau jantan nye apek. You guys know I ride, right. I was there with my freaking helmet la sia. And those who know me pun tahu that muka aku ni sungguh tak macam budak-budak baru naik naik, pakai mesh caps, berms dengan selipar capalang belik kat pasar Larkin. Macam bapak budak, ada ah.

Aku macam nak tampar aje apek tu. So I was trying to bargain with him, that I look, and I am actually farking old, and that dia nak check IC is just a waste of his time ah... Beh dia leh cakap,

Apek, Mr Suar: Show me your IC.
Me: Really ah uncle?
Uncle: Ya really, if you take, and run I can void the transaction.
Me: Hmm... ok...

Aku pun taknak waste time, tunjukkan dia lah IC aku. Bodoh peh apek jalan kangkang jubo square anak speckys. Tunjuk muka and DOB je tak cukup, nak tengok IC aku. Apek kedai ni setep mana nye policeman aje, macam paham baca IC aje. Serious ah ni apek. Bodoh.

Then my friend kat tepi dah kekek non-stop macam pollycracker.

NOW I know how frustrating it is to small people, both in size, and age, to get your IC checked everytime you buy a cigarette. But at least the reason is legit. Mine? Hahaa... Dumbass mofo.

If it's a club, I can understand. Some clubs are entry at 18 for guys, some 21, some 23, some 25, some 75. So by checking my IC for a club that only allows 21 and above only, I take is as a compliment.

Thinking about it, I already paid, and took my change. If I made a dash for it with the ciggs, and void the transaction would that mean the cigarette would disappear from my hand, and my cash returned to me? I dun fucken think so. Should have done that, and give that bloody mofo dude the face.

What an ass.

IC checks suck.

Randommy Quotes

2009-06-15T01:32:00.002+08:00

I think I've been spending a bit too much time with my so-called younger bro.
No, aku tak refering to the one yang dalam seluar. There's no short of attention to that, but I'm refering to Asz.

So in the many Insomniac Spontaneous Broke Lepak Sessions, which I hereby coin the term ISBLS [pronounced Isabelles], with Asz, comes many times when we have totally random quotes.

Like for instance:
"Mak aku kerja siang malam bagi aku duit, untuk belikan korang rokok pe. Amek ah, amek.. Amek aje.."

and

"Takmo defensive ar, dude."

and my personal fave,

"Ade rokok, tanam ah. Nanti besok, tumbuh pokok rokok. Kau boleh petik aje macam buah."

It gets really interesting.

Actually kan, kita orang Melayu banyaklah sangat bahasa bunga-bunga ni. I think its derived from all the pantuns. Kita cuma suka exagerrate-kan the point aje.

Things like, "Sorry naik lori," and "tak sabar boleh berenang" has been part of our daily speech. Evolution of times la, katakan. Orang lain pun ada jugak bahasa bunga diorang sendirik, like... "Steady Bompipi," or "Confirm plus chop" pun dah makin popular these days.

"Chill ah, takyah nak perah pe..."

Tak makan, merana sekarang...

2009-06-14T01:28:00.002+08:00

Let me complete that for you...

Tak makan, merana sekarang...
Makan, merana di akhirat...

So as kita orang Melayu semakin 'modern' makin kita tak jaga makanan. I'm not talking about not eating a balanced meal and all that nonsense la.. But more of the following statement.

Halal = No Pork, No Lard.

I'm sure kita pernah nampak this line. Either kat kedai Cina jual Western, bakeries, or those kedai Rojak ..... Confirm kita pernah nampak this line.

Dulu time kecik-kecik, aku gi sekolah Madrasah.
Bab Halal tu, ade 3 parts (kalau tak salah aku ah)
The Binatang cannot be:
1) Anjing
2) Babi
3) Combination of the two.

Ok ok.. Betol-betol...

1) Takleh hidup dua alam - that's why orang Islam takleh makan katak.
2) Takleh ada kuku - that's why orang Islam takleh makan kucing, rimau, dan lain-lain binatang yang sewaktu...
3) Kena sembelih ikut style Islam, dengan nama Allah, dengan cara sempurna..

But I'm sure ade lagi-lagi hukum and syarat, yang tak bagi kita makan anjing (wolves), monyet, babi, and the like...
And binatang like ikan-ikan and insects happen to be dikecualikan from being sembelih-ed.

Back to no pork, no lard (NPNL). We Orang Islan modern main sebat jek. There are many restaurants and eating places yang best-best yang kita tak sepatutnya pergi, cos its not Halal- certified - Fish & Co (ikan je pe...), MOS Burger (Jangan pilih yang pork ah), Botak Jones, and a whole lot more...

But here's the irony. We dun eat pork. But we still makan from places that eat pork. I dun wanna get started, on things like bekas-bekas babi, or the minyak babi myth, cos I'm sure we all understand.

Ni baru pasal meats and food. I haven't started on the drinks yet...

Aite. AKu nak pi makan Chicken Chop from the kedai kopi kat bawah. NPNL.

Takde Motor, Ade stroller pun ok, pe...

2009-06-11T00:44:00.002+08:00

We've seen it before.

Minahs, anything between 18 and 22, unmarried. With a pram. And still surrounded by Mats, as they would before the baby. Dressing still as before. Habits like smoking, still as before.

"Who says with kids, you can't do the same thing?"

You bloody well can. But its unsightly. Time to grow up, no?

Mats dun make good dads. Guys, if you're still below 25, and jobless or doing your NS, and not able to support yourself, then I don't think you should be supporting others, like a baby, for example.

Aku tengok, mata pun macam nak terkeluar. I think its really naive, shallow, and plain downright immature. If you think that it's against religion to abort a growing foetus in the womb, it's equally wrong if you have a child knowing you can't support him or her, and depending on your parents for support and resources.

Kahwin muda untuk simpan malu. But everyone confirm tahu kalau kahwin terkejut means tu kahwin shotgun.

Nowadays, unless I know the couple personally, the very first question I would ask is.. "Shotgun eh? Why so sudden?"

So these young kids, and their so-called friends, push the baby in a pram down to town, the old hangouts, just like nothing's happened. Daddy's nowhere to be seen, or you can only guess that anyone of those other guys with her can be the dad.

That's what happens when a slut gets pregnant.
And that's what's gonna happen bila kita hidup dalam satu community yang masih backward in making the right decisions.

So for those ladies out there yang less than 6 months, and contemplating whether nak buang or not, tengok diri dalam cermin baik-baik. Tepuk dada, tanya sendirik:

1) Bapak dia siapa? Dia nanti kasi nafkah?
2) Aku macam mana? Cita-cita aku? Sekolah aku?
3) Kalau aku tak kahwin, sampai bila aku boleh support budak ni? Siapa nak tanggung anak instant, kalau bukan bapak dia?
4) Kalau kasi orang, boleh tak aku berpisah dengan darah daging aku, yang aku kandung for 9 months, with all the pains, and inconveniences?
5) Kalau aku kerja, siapa nak jaga?
6) Budak ni bila dah besar, macam mana? Sekolah? Siapa nak walikan dia, time nak kahwin nanti?
7) Mak bapak aku? Diorang umur pun dah menjangkau. Siapa nak tolong aku tanggung bila diorang dah takde?
8) Berapa ah kalau nak buang? Mana aku nak dapat duit? [$1,000]
9) Kalau nak simpan? Duit hospital, siapa nak bayar? [$3,000]
10) Is it worth it?

So gegerl-gegerl sekelian... Nak main boleh. Dah sangkut, camana?

The guys... Da main, kalau sangkut camana? Konek shrink teros lari, tukar number telefon kappe? Dosa anak tu, tetap dosa kau jugak.

Anyway, takde motor, ade stroller pun ok pe...
Gaya. Mutu. Keunggulan.

Cakap-cakap

2009-06-06T14:31:00.002+08:00

Today's post, thinking about it, aku bual macam takde lesen.
Seriously.

I'm gonna be talking pasal minah gemok.
Nope, not mentel, chubby, gempal, berisi, but GEMOK.

Oklah. Aku admit yang aku ni Abang-abang tagged jugak. Mata rambang. Kepala otak aku kalau kat tag, tak lain and tak bukan, tapi hanya yang bukan-bukan.
And surely, kat tag tu pun, there's a whole lot of nice people la. Cuma aku belum jumpa aje.

So there's this application called "Meet Me." Diorang tarok gambar display pic of people, and ada button "Yes" and "No" and a very big question, "Are you interested?"
So time bored-bored aku main la tu 'game.' Cuci mata lah katakan.

SO ade jugak yang aku interested. Yang lawa, yang rambut panjang, yang senyum.
Tak semorang lawa, tu aku admit. Antara yang aku tak click "yes", is cos diorang Cina Matlap. That one, aku ras akorang understand ah....

Tapi ade one group yang aku konferm, plus chop and money back gerenti tak click.. is the minah gemok. And lagi aku tak click, is the minah gemok setep kiut, tapi badan macam badak dalam air. At least some aku will look, stare, consider, in my mind it says, "Ok ah. Tapi aku tak interested."
Yang minah badak ni, is totally "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Kimice! NI pompuan mana peh lawa? Nama Lina Chubbyz plak tuh!"

Teros terang, kalau aku lapar, main tag, boleh hilang selera makan aku. OK ah. SAve duit jugak.

Tapi I know I'm not alone.
I know I speak for many people yang Melayu, whether Matrep or not..

Tapi of course, ade orang masok tag pasal nak carik daging buat baham. I can understand. Cos some guys like fat pigs.

Tapi for fcuk's sake... takmo tipu badak-badak ni can? Da dapat, tros belah ah.. Dun need to tell them diorang lawa la, "I tak tengok pada rupa".. Just Fcuk it. We guys only look for what we look for, and whatever that comes in the way, sometimes are just an easy lunch. Biar diorang ni sedar diri sikit, yang diorang gone case.

Oh... Yang best part... Dah lah tak lawa, nak setep mana peh lawa supermodel of the world.

I dun need yo put up pics of them, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

So, silakan. Open your tag account. Main "meet me" and enjoy the buffet.

Mat Motor Wannabe

2009-06-04T03:36:00.002+08:00

Have you ever, when you're almost asleep, been rudely awoken by the sound of a motor?

I'm not talking about the 2-stroke motorcycles yang bunyik, like what Sudin said in the Bujang Lapok movie "exhaust besi." No no no.

I"m tlaking about those that sound like mosquitos on bloody steriods. Yang bising and nyaring. And bila ko jengok kat luar tingkap, its some brat, dengan basikal apek diorang, yang tarok motor 50cc yang pakai minyak.

Kimice. Bising la siol! KNN tol.

Travel in a small group of 2 to 3 bikes, then confirm ada satu wannabe yang takde duit nak belik (or curik) enjin tu, terkial-kial kayuh kat belakang buat spolier.
Pulak tuh, the bike siap dengan kepala RX-K, kotak, mudguard 125Z, then of course, aerial mesti ada.

Kat my block sini ada ah budak-budak macam tu. And everytime I see them on the side of the road, aku perah-perah as a signal for them to grow-up, amek lesen and belik motor sendirik. This kids eh.. Serious ah.. Make my blood go upstairs.

Oh, by the way, those bikes are illegal.

Time for me to practice my throwing skills. Next time those brats ride by, aku rejam dengan batu yang aku amek dari tepi Safra.

Nite nite..

3 Benda yang Paling Important

2009-06-02T11:59:00.002+08:00

AKu rasa semakin hari aku kluar, or chill pat rumah, diri aku ni transforming nak jadi macam mat...

Ok, maybe dari segi dressing, belum lagi ah. Cos I hate skinnys, mesh caps and cumb t-shirts. Tapi on other sectors eh, dah semakin menjadi.

Cos I smoke. So everywhere I go nak kena ade smokes. Merah, Hijau, Kretek, Ice Mint, Gulung. Anything pun boleh... Takde smokes, start ah hidung berair, kepala pening, temper start naik sikit-sikit nak perah.

Another thing nak kena ada, is handphone. Tak tahu ah siapa nak call. Cos nowadays, yang call aku satu dua orang aje. My handphone boleh tak bunyi for 2 days straight. Al-maklum la.. aku ni da not as popular as before. Dulu aku ramai peminat, tapi sejak-dua menjak ni, lets just say that its been quiet, but life's gooood. =)

And lastly, motor. Motor aku takde, aku risau. Motor aku ade, aku pikiran, mana mau park. Motor ni bukan sembarang motor mat-mat eh. Ni motor transport, bukan motor KTM (kenderaan tunggang minah), bukan motor SP (Selit pompuan). So aku rasa, in that respect, I'm still not a full-fledged Mat lagi la.

And aku pun dah 24. Aku ada wawasan, aku masih ada cita-cita, and aku ada cara. Even though aku broke most of the time, I know I'll make it all again when I graduate, and start working.

OK go.
Nak pi smoke.
Anything picit.

Tunggu Peh Tunggu...

2009-06-01T00:57:00.002+08:00

Kita orang Melayu, tentu ada set of bad habits.

And of course, when it comes to nak tepatkan janji, lagi-lagi those that involve TIME. Tunggukan member, macam tunggu buah tak jatuh.

Janji 9am, 9am then nak bangun. When you text them, they're on the way. When you call them, bunyi radio in the background, and on the way. But you can always guess that they just got up.

Naik train, still alright, cos then you can kill time, somehow. Naik motor or kereta, lagi rabak. Sometimes you just want to go over and pick the person up, binget nye pasal. But of course, you don't do that.

Many times, kena gitu. It's so bad, that I tend to leave house later than I should. THen it becomes macam a bad habit gitu. Sampai sekolah pun lambat beb.

So to all my friends, please takmo lambat lagik k? Menyirap darah beb...

Kesian Dia

2009-05-31T02:25:00.000+08:00

Dah nak masok dua bulan aku lepak dengan Asz. 3 barang mesti ada, takkan putus everytime kita lepak.
1) Air Teh
2) Ketawa
3) Rokok.

So of course lah eh, we have our days. Sometimes kita loaded sikit, kadang-kadang kering. Tapi tu semua memang expected ah. Especially when you have 2 guys in school and tak kerja.

So the story is like this.
I dunno why, nor I can't remember what, aku cakap dengan Asz:
Aku: "Aku tak perlu orang kesiankan aku. Sorry ah kalau aku cakap gini, kalau kau nak panggil aku bast3rd, tu terserah pada kau."
Asz: "Ah, apa dia?"
Aku: "Aku takde kesian-kesian kan orang. Kalau aku nak tolong, aku tolong ikhlas, bukan pasal kesian."
Asz: "Kimice. Hahaha! Direct sak!"

So yea, aku takde kesiankan orang, cos aku taknak orang kesiankan aku. Kalau nak tolong, tolong dengan ikhlas. Tolong pasal kau nak tolong. Jangan tolong aku pasal kau rasa kesian.

That's also the why, kalau aku gi makan, then ade orang buta ke, pekak ke, bisu ke, cacat or just plain malas, yang nak jual tissue paper kat aku, aku tolak. Bukan pasal aku tak mampu, tapi aku tak ingin.

Pasal kalau aku nak bantu kau, aku buat dengan ikhlas, bukan pasal kesian.

Kesian tu, kirakan untuk binatang kena dera aje.

Hi Semorang!

2009-05-31T01:14:00.000+08:00

Finally, I get some time to buat a blog yang boleh aku pakai untuk luahkan perasaan aku yang paling-paling mendalam, pasal benda-benda yang remeh-temeh, yang mungkin orang lain tak kisah.

Terserah lah ye, kalau nak baca, ke nak benci apa yang aku tulis. Memang bukan niat aku nak sakitkan hati sesiapa. Tapi kalau orang yang baca ni terasa pedas, then I think you should take steps untuk improve yourselves.

Aku ni bukan perfect. Prefect pun bukan. Aku manusia macam kau jugak, tapi ada atas sikit. Haha...

Kadang-kadang mungkin apa aku bual, ada sikit werld, tapi bual world ni kan is part and parcel of sembang-sembang sembarang.

The Journey starts here.

PS: Aku pun nak jemput mana-mana kengkawan untuk mengcontributekan ideas, and thoughts we well. Just leave me a comment, or IM me.